I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.

“I wish I could sculpt my shadow into my night clone, and it could be out earnin…”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”

“I keep a pen clipped inside the right pocket of my jeans in case I’m ever attac…”

“In middle school I used to draw letters of the alphabet out of contorted torsos…”