I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a lot about romance, and proper gratuity etiquette.

“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since …”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My …”