I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.

“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the…”

“I think it’s important to set goals for myself, goals for the future, goals tha…”

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though,…”

“I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket.
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