I was born with a lazy eye. It didn’t define me as a person. It did, however, define me as a voyeur.

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuf…”

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufac…”

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”