I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.

“A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conq…”

“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, beca…”

“I’d collaborate with my clones, because I’m a team player who wants all the cre…”

“I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, b…”