I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating.

“I don't know why boys expect us to like boy movies. We don't expect them to lik…”

“Walt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the r…”

“You can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistance.”

“Llega un momento en que nos damos cuenta de que nuestros padres no se pueden sa…”