I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m lik…”

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”