I was having one of those days where I wanted to start throwing things because only breaking crap would make me feel better. My limit for acceptable weirdness in my daily life had been
maxed out.

“There’s nothing like a bunch of catty teenagers who could either kick your ass …”

“This was pretty much when the Guards behind me decided they were going to try t…”

“Jeez, how old are you?” I total y knew how old he was, but I wanted to pick. Ai…”

“I smiled then—a big, toothy idiotic smile— and Serena didn't see it. Her eyes w…”