I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do that. Don’t make fun of yourself and others at the same time.” And he’s right. It is confusing. Am I mocking myself, or joking at the expense of someone else?

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachut…”

“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it u…”

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve a…”