I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

“I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I near…”

“Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.”

“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn…”

“He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eate…”