I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better to sneak out.

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”

“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What …”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”