I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.

“I did not approve of your action—I was merely congratulating myself. What you m…”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so eith…”

“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, becaus…”