I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.


“My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.”

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”

“His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do …”