I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.

“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late…”

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish …”

“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiff…”