I was so focused on my mistake that I made another mistake during the correction of the initial mistake.

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”

“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.”