I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two miles or so, when my camel broke down and I got shot at by a pack of cigarettes.

“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why…”

“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping …”

“If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot…”