I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything about politics?

“I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you l…”

“A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re goi…”

“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.”

“Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.”