I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art.

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“My drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets…”

“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”

“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. A…”