I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are you…”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”

“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly t…”