I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).

“After a few years of not talking, I tried reaching out to my father, but by tha…”

“My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.”

“The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and …”

“I’d rather jump in a tank with a tiger shark than make love to his right hand. …”