I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.


“This isn’t my first Merry-go-round, Cowboy.”

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”

“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”