I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room.

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. …”

“I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.”

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then …”

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the…”