I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”

“An award winner recommended and commended someone’s work, and that someone late…”

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfort…”