I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was filled with nighttime.

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“I don’t want to ever see her again, because I want to always remember her as sh…”

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”

“Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”