I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.

“It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is …”

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small kn…”