I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his…”

“Fight or flight? If I had wings, there’d be no choice. But since I don’t have w…”

“We didn’t know each other, but that didn’t stop me from ignoring him.”

“I should invent a stationary bike/electrical generator/phonograph player, so th…”