I went out on a limb, because that’s where the noose was.

“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to …”

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”

“A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my…”