I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time I was done, I had underlined his whole book. That would be great if he wrote a humor book, rather than a book on investing.

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free auto…”

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial task…”

“My hand inside a glove is like a painting in a frame, and should be insured as …”