I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.

“We never know how bad we had it, until something better comes along and we get …”

“The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame i…”

“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a fam…”

“The patrons aren’t patronizing the store, and it’s not just the economy that’s …”