I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't imagine being on the bottom.

“When I go to a restaurant and they say, “How many in your party?” and I say, “O…”

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many hom…”

“I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”