I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank.

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“They say you fear what you don't understand. Maybe that's why every time I'm in…”

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.”