I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more importan…”

“Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafe…”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”

“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too m…”