I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it developed and plentiful it became. Money makes money, and if art made art, there’s no prison in this country that could hold my creations.

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, becaus…”

“I am the kangaroo of love. Do you question it? You can take your skepticism and…”