I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’t, because I’m afraid of heights. And bark.

“A blanket could be used to crack the code of love. What is it, where do I find …”

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would …”

“Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occa…”

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”