I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toilet. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”

“I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.”

“Bricks could be used to replace stop signs. Some people won’t stop at stop sign…”