I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.

“This is my logo for Flaming Flamingo”

“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. B…”

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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