I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have at least put on a jacket. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t want to ever see her again, because I want to always remember her as sh…” “When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.” “When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And …” “Love is yesterday’s tomorrow, minus the frozen musical notes, soggy teabags, an…”