I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.

“I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite si…”

“Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.”

“Why didn’t you sleep with the headrest?”I shrugged. “It was uncomfortable.” I l…”