I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.

“I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my grap…”

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”

“Losing a child must be the second most painful thing ever. The most painful thi…”

“Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.”