I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.

“A brick could be used to say hello in a foreign language. Like most great words…”

“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”

“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down th…”

“I haven’t won an award, but I have won over an award winner.”