I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if she lets me put it in.

“After a lot of stalling and posturing, I finally admitted I had feelings for he…”

“A pitcher throwing a pitcher full of sleep has a lot of pitch and yawn. My love…”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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