I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

“The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say …”

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”

“If love fell in love with another word, do you think that word would smell, tas…”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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