I won’t tell you my name, but I will give you a number that describes me: 4. One a 1-10 scale, I love you like my numerical identity.

“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake fo…”

“I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photo…”

“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nob…”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”