I wore a suit to the interview—a bathing suit. I didn’t get the job as a lifeguard.

“I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of ex…”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“I put the yes in eyes. Except when I blink, because that’s definitely a no acti…”

“A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construct…”