I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired.

“I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a b…”

“If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You…”

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart tr…”

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”