I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor ever…”

“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I wai…”

“Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth,…”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever…”