I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.

“Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely ou…”

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”

“At the beginning of their return trip home, fishermen might label their fish wi…”