I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genita…”

“If I had all the money in the world, I’d love seeing my name on billboards, bui…”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”

“If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring?”