I would pay snakes to bite her.

“Despite my lifetime of declining rich desserts, my evenings spent jogging, rega…”

“Plato said: 'He who approaches the temple of the Muses without inspiration in t…”

“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in…”

“Every high school has its Romeo and Juliet, one tragic couple. So does every ge…”