I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead.

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”

“Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.”

“I thought you were her because she wasn’t here yesterday and neither were you. …”

“The rooftop of the mouth is where the chest must sing love songs.”